Friends / Best Friends - Stamcafé

Ik vond net een geniale blog op Hyves:

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" We ****ed up! Nice!

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for years and forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Ik hoor dus bij de best friends section En jullie?

---

I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.

Me is a best friend

Celestial schreef:
Me is a best friend

Yeah

---

I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.

hahahaaa dit is geniaal ja my best friend is going to die

---

I'm like Coca Cola, I can open happiness too.

Celestial schreef:
Me is a best friend

---

It is better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.

best friend.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

die vond ik het mooiste!

---

Noem mezelf baas, want ze weten wie ik ben.

Vriendloos. x'D

---

Your make-up is terrible

LENI schreef:
best friend.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

die vond ik het mooiste!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Vind ik toch echt de beste

---

I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.

Assassin schreef:
Vriendloos. x'D

Jij? Vriendloos?
Echt niet

---

I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.

RestlessSoul schreef:
(...)
Jij? Vriendloos?
Echt niet

Ik doe geen van beide. :'D Omdat ik dat niet kan doen omdat ik geen vrienden heb? x'D

---

Your make-up is terrible

Assassin schreef:
(...)

Ik doe geen van beide. :'D Omdat ik dat niet kan doen omdat ik geen vrienden heb? x'D

Aaaaawh arme jij

---

I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.

Ik behoor dan toch meer tot de categorie best friend
Maar ik ben dan wel best friend-loos

---

This is the part of me, that you're never ever gonna take away from me.

LENI schreef:
best friend.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

die vond ik het mooiste!

---

Firm believer of all that is magic

RestlessSoul schreef:
(...)
Aaaaawh arme jij

Ja, zielig he...

---

Your make-up is terrible

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for years and forget it's yours

Deze gebeurt mij zó vaak

---

A king can rule a kingdom, but happiness will rule the

LetMeBe schreef:
(...)
Deze gebeurt mij zó vaak

Jep mij ook

---

I hope you drown in all the cum you fucking swallow, to get yourself to the top.