Story: Triangles & Fate || BBC Atlantis one-shots

> Of treasures that aren't lost, gratitude that's a bit too much and kisses in the desert
After the wedding treasure they had to transport to Helios was assumed lost forever but saved by Jason’s brilliance, Hercules is prepared to do anything to show his gratitude. There’s a slight problem in the fact that Jason is not as eager to be kissed by Hercules as Hercules is to kiss him. Slightly desperate, Jason offers to kiss Pythagoras instead.
      805 words, Jason/Pythagoras

> Never give a sword to a man who can't dance
“Well, if two men are going to be sword fighting, a little nakedness usually makes it a lot more comfortable for everyone.”
Or the one where Jason tries (and mostly fails) to teach Pythagoras how to use a sword.
      1882 words, Jason/Pythagoras

> A^2 plus B^2 equals Cockblocked
Things were just about to get really interesting when Pythagoras suddenly went rigid on the mattress beneath Jason.
“Oh,” Pythagoras said, sounding like he’d just realised he’d left the stove on, even though Jason knew for a fact there were no gas stoves in ancient Greece, so that couldn’t be it. “Oh!”
Aka the story of how Pythagoras invented his theorem and Jason has one of the weirdest moments of his life.
      714 words, Jason/Pythagoras

> An Unhappie Experience
Jason attempts to convey his feelings for Pythagoras by way of baked goods. It doesn't go quite as planned.
Hercules emerged from his room, probably drawn out by the smell of food. His eyebrows shot up while looking at the T. “Why in the name of the Gods do we own a penis shaped cake?”
“It’s a pie,” Pythagoras helpfully supplied. “Jason made it.”
      1061 words, Jason/Pythagoras (sort of)

> Things have gotten closer to the sun
Jason also notices Pythagoras fishing bits from Icarus’s bowl of rabbitsoup, and Icarus eventually giving in and offering him spoonfuls. He sees all those things, yawns, and thinks that it’s nice that they’re so close, even if their friendship seems a little more intense than he thought it was.
Or: Five times Jason is a bit of an idiot and one time he's still an idiot.
      1373 words, Pythagoras/Icarus