Imagine - Aragorn/Merry&Pippin/Legolas - Obsidian

Bofur:'' Folks, we have an little announcement to make.
No don't be scared, no one is pregnant. Well *whistles to Fili* How are you and Nicole doing?''
Fili: '' We are fine! She's not pregnant!''
Leah: ''Damn, why not? I was really hoping I could buy some cute babyclothes.''
Kili: ''Just wait, once we get our own little one.''
Thorin: *sigh*
Kili: *laughs*
Nicole: "God, you guys are.. so.. ennoying... But.. I love you...''
Fili: ''I know you do, hun..''
Thorin: "Get to the point already!''
Leah: *Snickers*
Bofur: ''Fine, Fine.. Well; we wanted to thank you all for being such amazing readers. ''
Leah: ''And loveley, as well. ''
Nicole: ''YES!''
Nicole: ....
Fili:....
Nicole: ''O! There is one last thing!''
Leah:'' Nicole changed here name, TomHiddleston = NSYNC know.''
Bilbo:'' NSYNC, what is that? Some type of dragon?''
Leah: *sigh*