The most G-E-N-I-U-S quotes of MCR.

~Ray Toro;

"I hate my voice, I sound like a girl. I am infact a male."
"I tried spinning around in a chair to impress a girl."
"Everybody goes through rough things in their lives, us included. The best advice we can give is to never give up, and always believe in yourself because when you do that, anything is possible."
"Every time we go out shopping we always seem to buy comic books or games."
"I just stuck my hand in a cupcake!"
"I can never be on time for anything. I'm always 10 or 15 minutes late."
"Turkey and gruyere!" ~Ray's favourite sandwich.
"Maybe if I stick this down my throat, I'll puke..."
"I tried sticking a piece of candy up my nose...it ended up getting stuck and the nurse had to get it out."
"I love my Red Bull. Where would I be without my Red Bull?"
"Bob's always talking about something he fucked up that no one heard or about his drumstick trick. We have to tell him we saw it even if we didn't just to keep him happy. Drummers are the most sensitive people..."
"Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes."
"I was Pac-Man. It was the worst costume ever. You would expect a big round suit, but it was just a mask and a smock with a maze on it."
"Frank is going to go blow his nose"
"Quit making us have sex with each other."

~Gerard Way;

"Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive."
"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet. You know?"
"It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate."
"We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!"
"I dont think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building."
"I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things."
"Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherfucker, stick up your middle finger, and scream FUCK YOU!"
"If you don't go to highschool you will definitely go to jail."
"Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all."
"I want to be a vampire. They're the coolest monsters."
"Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary."
"Beach Balls at festivals, are the work of the devil!"
"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell."
"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!"
"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude."
"I'm the master of the wicket!"
"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"
"Oh yeah. People think we're fucking loaded just because we got all this bling on. Yeah, they think we're all rich vampires!"
"Welcome to the new church! Can I get an 'Amen'?"
"One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny."
"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?"
"Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive."
"You have the power to make a difference if you have the guts to try."
"We're gonna fuck y'all so bad that you can't walk. WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU SO BAD THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING WALK!!"
"... So people keep asking me what this badge is for... this badge makes me the sheriff, the sheriff of Emo town, so get your straight irons and eyeliner ready!"
"You're all my treasures! You're all my sparkling diamonds and my red, red rubies and I wanna polish you up and put you in the pocket of my tight little jeans... and take you home!"
"Oh man, look at that! You tied it up in a ball so that it could get to me and everything! Now thats initiative! But you know what...I could probably get arrested just for holding this..."
"I wore my skull makeup today. But did no one else get the memo? I said, DID YOU NOT GET THE FUCKING MEMO?!"
"The bike! I thought the bicycle was for me. Is-Is it not for me? Because if it's not for me...I DON'T WANT IT!"
"(Singing) Everybody tie your shoe, I don't care about you. Everybody tie your shoe, clap clap! (Speaking) On three, cause I wanna get my shoes tied now, so I'm gonna tie my fucking shoes!...wait...okay, (Singing) Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. (Speaking) That's possibly the fucking stupidest thing I've ever done up here."
"What is that? Is that a boa? I sure do love boas, you know just saying."
"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like I'm not going through it alone."
"We have always had a desire to be a theatrical band, even when we were playing basements. You know, we were the most theatrical band in a basement you probably would ever see."
"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."
"None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ’em with deliciousness."
"What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favorite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge."
"People don't know if i'm gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny"
"The only place I'm really scared of was the Tenderline. I walked out of the bus in my makeup and costume and some dude on the other side of the street in front of a crackhouse yelled 'Better stay on that side of the road motherfucker, I'll knock you out!'"
"I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
"It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!"
"What happened was, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like WOAHHHH! And I killed like so many plants..."
Cameraman: "Let's have a day in the life of Gerard."
Gerard: "'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That's all it would be."
"It's this kickball game, this is the most fun I've had. It was biblical, amazing, and dramatic and I fucked up a little but I was shh - I was good."

~Mikey Way;

"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."
"Mother nature finally told me to go fuck myself."
"The fans look out for each other. It’s like a gang, but not in a negative way."
"It’s the mantra of the band. Kids would say they were going to kill themselves, then they heard our music. It’s great when you can impact someone like that. It’s our mission."
"People made fun of us! Emo was kids in recreation shirts and tight blue jeans, and we came out wearing makeup; we played hardcore shows at VFW halls, and Gerard dressed like Ziggy-fucking-Stardust. Everybody wanted to hate us, but he always had in our mind that we wanted to transcend this. We wanted to change the world."
"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me."
"This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments, and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well."
"We're very attractive to them because we dress like homeless people."
"Every time I come back to Jersey, it’s ready to put its tentacles all over me and sucked me right back in. If I’m home for more than three weeks, I forget I’m in a band. I start to fill out applications for supermarkets."
"We all have very humble backgrounds and very geeky interests."
"I like popsicles."
"There’s absolutely a movement of a return to rock. Sometimes the good guys win. Kids are sick of fucking pop and sick of being lied to. Everyone wants something real, something that was created to invoke a positive feeling."
"To clarify, fuck yea I loved it. Nothing wrong with a B+. And sometimes when you meet your heroes, they will try to kill you."
"There's absolutely a movement of a return to rock. Sometimes the good guys win. Kids are sick of the (expletive) pop and sick of being lied to. Everyone wants something real, something that was created to invoke a positive feeling."
"We’re really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We’re like, ‘Yo, I’m only on half a fuck battery and I have a plane ride!"
"I could eat my body weight in sushi."
"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother got a coffee and he taunted me."
"It's me and Gerard on the porch, talking about how Gerard's not cool!"
"Ashlee Simpson told me she had our CD."

~Bob Bryar;

"I just rolled up the window, I couldn’t think of anything else to do, phew I’m safe from the .375 gun now that I’ve rolled up the fucking window."
"I'm filled with piss and vinegar."
"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."

~Frank Iero;

"We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster."
"I can’t imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do, at least I know our kids can beat up their kids!"
"I would date Gerard."
"Twitter in the shitter."
"Stupid people rule."
Frankie: "Eww is that a bug?"
Fan 1: "No, I think it's a sharpie mark."
Frankie: "It is a bug."
Fan 2: "No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and it stayed on the picture."
Frankie: "That's gross." (circles bug and write eww on paper)
"It's about a girl and a guy and they both die....no wait...she doesn't die....he just THINKS she's dead....."
"I was uncool before uncool cool was."
"We actually wanted to do this in OUR church...but uh... we don't GO there anymore...."
"Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!"
"Homophobia is gay."
"Yeah, I have fired a gun and I loved it."
"If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn."
"We are all trying our hardest to pretend bad things don’t happen to good people, and that there is some higher power looking over us, but it’s bullshit. Stop covering your children’s eyes. Everything is fucked, and pretending it’s not isn’t making things any better. I’m tired of people praying for a change when it’s up to them to get off their asses and make a change."
"When the water touched my balls, that's when I got scared."
"It's Spelt c-h-o-r-u-s."

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