Great; my health class just gave out the ‘take care of a baby with a partner’ project and I’m stuck with the class asshole
cool
“You keep coming into my bakery, buying donuts, and then throwing them at my competitors store. And, not that I don’t appricate it, but thats a waste of food so stop.” au
lieke en gab af
“i originally came over to pick your sister up for a date but she was taking hours and you were more interesting” au
OH MY GOD
''you're afraid that you'll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when theres like five people around and im getting very suspicious''
LMAO AW
‘i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles’ au
OH MY GUFKCAKJFH
“yes i am a boy and yes i am buying this woman’s crop top for myself, do i look good in it?”
YAS BAE YOU ROCK THAT CROP TOP
“you bought me a dildo for christmas and i don’t know if this is a joke or if you really want me to use it”
OH MYT GOOSOSO ik moet dit als smut
“you work at this coffee shop and i keep telling you this is not what i ordered but that’s only bc you’re so cute and i’m so nervous i don’t know what to say to you”
definitely harry
He cannot pass by without touching and moving and shaping and changing every thing, every boy-city, in his path.
