PUKKELxDING zei op 6 jan 2012 - 22:09: ip
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[ bericht aangepast op 30 dec 2011 - 19:30 ]
[ bericht aangepast door een moderator op 6 jan 2012 - 22:10 ]
This. Conversation. Was. Awesome.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: Well, Mr. Johnson, sir.
You: Okay
Stranger: I can't think of anything else.
Stranger: Maybe...
Stranger: Combustable lemons?
Stranger: Does that work?
You: That might work, actually.
Stranger: But what if he doesn't like it?
You: Or a lemon cannon to shoot them back at this life person
Stranger: Mr. Johnson fires even his head engineers for coming up with silly ideas.
Stranger: Oh oh oh!
Stranger: Burn his house down with the two combined!
You: Yes! That's it!
Stranger: We're geniuses!
You: I think we found the answer.
Stranger: Bonuses for both of us!
You: Right on!
You: Now Mr. Johnson can't fire us.
Stranger: This is even better than that portal gun thing!
You: But I didn't invent that...
Stranger: I did.
You: You left me out.
Stranger: You invented that silly jumpsuit thing.
You: It was useful!
Stranger: In fact, that was just you silly ploy to get test subjects to wear only one layer of clothing.
Stranger: Not that I'm complaining.
Stranger: Have you seen the test footage?
You: Well
You: It had some purpose too
Stranger: Like what?
You: If a fire were to start, the clothes would just melt, so it wouldn't catch on fire...
You: That's useful, right?
You: Right?
You: Rogers?
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: Uh.
Stranger: Chell does look pretty spiffing in it.
Stranger: And NO I DID NOT TAKE THE FOOTAGE HOME.
You: I believe you.
You: Because I did.
You: And I made you a copy!
Stranger: ...
Stranger:
Stranger: I...
Stranger: I couldn't be happier!
Stranger: WAIT.
You: Good.
You: What is it this time?
Stranger: IS THIS THE ONE WITH THE ARIEL FAITH PLATES AND WHEN THE WHOLE THING CAME OFF?
You: No, this is the other one.
Stranger: Oh...
You: I thought that's the one you meant.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Well, a gift's a gift.
Stranger: Thank you.
You: Now you mention it, I'm wondering were the other one went.
Stranger: Hmm.
You: Wait a minute... I saw Mr. Johnson taking it and leaving...
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Interested in taking over the company
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Hey wait!
You: What?
Stranger: I thought he was going with that Caroline girl!
You: Caroline? I thought it was Jane?
You: Mr. Johnson...
Stranger: Shhh.
Stranger: He may be asleep.
Stranger: To think he almost fired me over that changing room incident.
You: Multiple times.
You: I was fired once... and then he made me come back.
Stranger: For what?
Stranger: For designing the jump suit?
You: No, he liked the jump suit!
Stranger: Oh.
You: He just said it wasn't that... useful.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: So you added the instant-removal failsafe in case of sudden shock?
Stranger: And he LIKED that?
Stranger: I MADE the portal gun from SCRAP!
You: Yes.
Stranger: I tore apart whole AI Core Units just to make that gun!
Stranger: And what do I get?!
You: Nothing.
You: That is because he likes me more.
Stranger: A warning for watching Chell change into the jump suit!
You: That's why he fired me that one time.
Stranger: I know you've done that before, and yet he's-
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: BUT DAMNIT!
You: That's life, Rogers.
Stranger: THE PORTAL GUN IS MUCH MORE USEFUL THAN THAT DAMNED JUMPSUIT.
Stranger: THOUGH LESS AMAZING.
You: Will you shut up about the jumpsuit?
You: I designed the inflatable chairs as well.
Stranger: I'm still amazed with it.
Stranger: That stuff is stupid.
Stranger: Did you see her?
You: They were useful!
Stranger: She woke up a few weeks ago.
Stranger: With the jumpsuit around her waist and some Aperture Science singlet on.
You: No, she didn't want to see me.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: I drew a MURAL on the wall!
You: Who cares?
You: Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Stranger: Maybe because you and I were the ONLY Aperture Science staff around?
You: And be useful, like I am.
Stranger: Not like Black Mesa.
Stranger: All of those squares split after the first aliens came in.
You: Yes, sure, Rogers.
Stranger: Hey, listen, I only ran out of the cryo room because she told me to go away.
Stranger: Thank GOD she didn't feel me.
You: Like she did with me? Yes, you're lucky.
Stranger: ...
You: What is it?
Stranger: I bet you she didn't give you one down under.
Stranger: You're what I call lucky.
You: No, she didn't. She wanted to though, but I managed to get away.
Stranger: It was getting nice between us!
Stranger: Then YOU started the wake-up process!
You: You do not want that.
You: I had too!
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: WHY?!
Stranger: Couldn't you see the veggie and I were having a moment?
You: You do not want to know what she's gut there.
You: Under her... garments.
Stranger: I had an ice-pack on my nuts for a week.
Stranger: I think I deserve to know.
Stranger: What is it?
Stranger: Like some cyborg thing?
You: It's classified.
Stranger: Come oooooooon, man.
Stranger: We're buddies!
You: I'll give you a hint: it moves on it's own.
Stranger: Don-
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Uh.
Stranger: I think I'll stick to her panties I smuggled out.
You: What? You're not allowed to take things from classified stuff!
Stranger: She's not classified!
Stranger: At least not to me!
You: I have to turn you in, dude.
Stranger: She's my subjext!
Stranger: Dude!
Stranger: Without me!
Stranger: Without me there WOULD be no need for her!
Stranger: You can't turn me in!
Stranger: YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!
Stranger: I QUIT!
You: I must go see mr. Johnson
Stranger: WITH THE PORTAL GUN.
You: What?
You: NO!
Stranger: NO YOU WON'T!
Stranger: *Pulls out gun.*
You: OKAY, WAIT
Stranger: NO YOU WON'T.
You: WAIT
You: Don't do it!
Stranger: BECAUSE MISTER 9MM HERE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
You: NO stop!
You: I won't turn you in!
You: If you hand her to me... cause I've got something too!
You: *pulls out rifle*
You: What, no reaction?
Stranger: Sorry what?
Stranger: I kinda phase-
Stranger: WHOA.
Stranger: WHOAAA.
Stranger: WHOAWHOAHOWA.
Stranger: WHOA.
Stranger: WHOA.
Stranger: CALM DOWN BUDDY.
Stranger: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT FROM?!
Stranger: OKAY.
You: From your room.
Stranger: WE CAN MAKE A-
Stranger: ...
Stranger: THIEF.
Stranger: WE CAN MAKE A DEAL.
You: HaHA!
Stranger: YOU TAKE THE JUMPSUIT.
You: Who's laughing now?
Stranger: YOU TAKE THE GUN.
Stranger: I TAKE THE GIRL.
You: WH-
You: NO.
You: Give me the girl.
Stranger: NO.
You: I don't need the damn jumpsuit!
Stranger: WAY.
Stranger: YOU'LL BE GLAD TO KNOW THAT THAT GUN ISN'T EVEN LOADED!
Stranger: IT'S A REPLICA.
You: *loads rifle* GIVE ME THE GIRL
Stranger: SO IT'S EI-
Stranger: DAMNIT.
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: *Pushes cryogenic release button.*
Stranger: WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS BETWEEN US, THE GIRL AND I.
You: HaHA
You: I don't care
Stranger: AND AN ICE PACK.
Stranger: GOOD.
Stranger: THEN YOU DON'T MIND IF I KILL YOU RIGHT NOW.
You: NO, STOP
You: Of course I mind, are you stupid?
You: Give me HALF of the girl!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: BOTTOM HALF.
Stranger: I CALL DIBS ON TOP.
You: NO, that won't do
Stranger: YES IT WILL!
Stranger: *COCKS GUN.*
You: WHAT? STOP
Stranger: *PULLS TRIGGER.*
Stranger: *GUN CLICKS.*
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Okay.
You: Hahaha! You're an idiot!
Stranger: We can do this slowly.
Stranger: Like gentlemen.
You: I'll take the girl from you now, thank you.
Stranger: I want the-
Stranger: NO!
You: Hand her to me.
Stranger: NEVER.
You: YES *points rifle*
Stranger: SHE'S MINE.
You: I can pull the trigger anytime now!
Stranger: *SUPER JOHN-WOO KUNG FU ATTACK.*
Stranger: HADOKEN!
You: *drops gun* What the-
You: *ducks*
Stranger: *JUMPS.*
Stranger: *HOVERS OVER OPPONENT.*
You: HOVER? YOU CAN't-
Stranger: *GUTPUNCH.*
Stranger: IT'S CALLED THE JUMPSUIT 2.0.
Stranger: HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
Stranger: *FACEPUNCH.*
You: STOP! OW
You: *gives a left to jaw*
Stranger: I DEMAND CHELL.
Stranger: OW.
Stranger: *NUTPUNCH.*
You: OW! ARGH
You: *falls over*
You: MERCY
Stranger: NEVER.
You: You can keep the girl... just give me the jumpsuit
You: GIVE ME THE DAMN JUMPSUIT *kicks in the balls*
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: OW.
Stranger: SECOND TIME IN A WEEK!
Stranger: AAAAHRRCHOIHWOIHFOIEW.
Stranger: AAAAHHHH.
Stranger: I'M NEVER TAKING THIS OFF.
Stranger: OH WAIT.
Stranger: Wait.
Stranger: Did you say I keep the girl?
You: NO.
You: NO GIVE ME THE GIRLHUJEHUIHEUIHUIR
Stranger: *BALL-BUSTER.*
You: AHRJHKOKSJJIOO *falls over again*
Stranger: AHHEHEHEHHRHRHRRRRR.
Stranger: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[ bericht aangepast op 31 mei 2012 - 17:29 ]
... But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like The Avengers.
Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: soooo...
You: so what? 
Stranger: how many times have you seen the avengers?
You: Three times, I'm such a bad fan 
And you? -but I'm totally obsessed-
Stranger: me too!!! i want to go see it more, but i used all of my money on the first threee times
Stranger: its terrible not to see tony or bruce 
You: Haha, I watch it on internet too 8D
Stranger: luckly
Stranger: lucky
You: I know ^^
You: Who's your favorite Avenger?
Stranger: ohhhhh.... so many....
You: All of them?
Stranger: but ive been an iron man fan from the start
You: Ghehe. My fave is Hawkeye, he's awesome. He is a very bad archer in the movie, though.
Stranger: thank you!!!
Stranger: he's my favorite too!!!
You: YAY
Stranger: but after i saw how much he was in 'thor' i was like, "he better have a better role compared to this one". he had 10 lines in the whole entire movie, not including when he was taken over by loki
Stranger: it was terrible that he was under used like that
You: Yeah.
[ bericht aangepast op 31 mei 2012 - 21:48 ]
Un rêve peut mourir mais on n'enterre jamais l'avenir.
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It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death & darkness nothing more. - albus dumbledore
Solera schreef:
"Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” - C.S. Lewis
Question to discuss:
Get to know the other Stranger before time runs out. Tick tock. -A
Stranger: Hi
You: Jigsaw, is that you?
You: nah jk
You: hi
Stranger:
Stranger: Whats your favorite color
You: Red. Yours?
Stranger: Blue, where were you born?
You: Netherlands,
What's your favorite food?
Stranger: Macaroni and cheese, age?
You: 16
Favorite band?
Stranger: I wouldn't consider him aband but I like deadmau5 x), favorite animal?
You: Wolf
Are you a girl of boy?
Stranger: I like wolves as wellboy
You: Awesome! ^^
Stranger: Boy or girl?
You: Girl
where do you come from?
Stranger: Florida
You: Nice
Do you have pets?
Stranger: A dog and fish
You: I've had a fish :c But they always die.
I have 2 hamsters and a dog now
You: what's your age?
Stranger: Oh yay
Stranger: Height?
You: Ehm... 178cm I believe
You?
Stranger: I don't know in centimeters but I'm 5 foot 4 :c
Stranger: 162cm I think
You: Could be, i don't know anything about inches
Stranger: Aha!
Stranger: Hair color?
You: darkblond/brown and purple
Stranger: Oh cool. BrownI'm boring. What do you want to be when you grow up?
You: haha, well I'm going to study for graphic designer.
So yeah.. But when I was younger I wanted to work with animals. In a zoo or something
And you?
Stranger: I want to be a P.A.
Stranger: A physicians assistant.
Stranger: Basically a doctor that didn't go through as many years in school
Stranger: So yea
You: Oh that's cool!
Stranger: How many kids do you want?
You: Two. Twins; boy and a girl.
I'm a twin myself, so.
And you?
Stranger: Same
You: Nice!
You: What's you name?
Stranger: Richard. You?
You: haha a friend of mine is called Richard.
My name is Laura.
Stranger: Thats a pretty name
You: Thank you
Yours is cool too. ^^
Stranger: I don't know what else to ask!
Stranger: Oh wait I got one.
Stranger: Will you marry me?
You: Haha, yeah why not.
Stranger: Woohoo!
You: Very casual by the way
Stranger: What's very casual?
You: Asking that question.
Stranger: Oh haha.
Stranger: You don't have a boyfriend do you o.o
You: No.
Stranger: GOOD.
Stranger: He would've probably tracked me down.
You: Yeah I guess so haha
Stranger: Well
Stranger: Now that we're married.
Stranger: What side of the bed do you want?
You: Hm... hard question.
The side that's beside the window ^^
You: next to the window...
Or how do you say it
Stranger: Both ways
You: Then I'm screwed?
Stranger: Aw
Stranger: Do you go on reddit?
You: Only on the nosleep part
You: I'm a 9fagger
Stranger: :OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: You want to be a 9fag?
Stranger: Divorcepapers.pdf
You:
Stranger: I hope you know what .pdf is
You: Yes yes
Stranger: Nudepictures.jpg
You: I just realised... there's still someone who's reading this conversation.
Stranger:
You: lolwhat haha
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: That poor man....
Stranger: Or...
Stranger: WOman....
You: Yeah...
Stranger: Woahmen
Stranger: Woooooooaaaaaahhhhmen
You: Woaahmen?
Stranger: Im in the bathtub right now
Stranger: The water is cold Dx
You: Get some warm water then! ^^
Stranger: You didn't even ask how I can be on omegle while in the bathtub!
You: On an ipad? or mobile.. or whatever
You: or laptop o.o
Stranger: Awwww you're so foreign
You: whaaatttt
Stranger: Wat
You: what?
Stranger: My cellular device
You: Okay... x3
Stranger: So
Stranger: I love you.
You: Love you too! Even though I just now you for 10 minutes
Stranger: <('.'<) Hugs
You:
That's so cute lol
*Hug*
Stranger: (>^.^)(^.^<)
You: But i've got to go
Stranger:No my love
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Okay then
Stranger: Byyyyyeeeeee
You: Byeeeebyeeeeee husband!
Stranger:
Mijn gesprek met "Harry Styles".
Stranger: helloo
You: hellooo
Stranger: what's up?
You: Nothing much. You?
Stranger: feeling great
You: How come?
Stranger: you?
Stranger: i'm having a good day i guess
You: Me what?
Stranger: how's your day been?
You: Pretty boring. Watched movies all day long.-_-
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what movies for example?
You: Becoming Jane.
You: And some chick movies. :'D
Stranger: okay, haven't seem that one
Stranger: oh that explains why i haven't
You: It's based on a novel 'Jane Eyre'. (:
You: So you're a guy?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: just call me Harry
You: Hahaha, great name!
You: Are you a potterhead?
You: Cuz that would be pretty awesome!
You: :'D
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: thanks
You: So are you?
Stranger: well i've seen the movies
Stranger: and read some of the books
You: Ok. Potterhead. :')
You: How old are you?
Stranger: and actually met Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson (she's hot!)
Stranger: i'm 19, you?
Stranger: are you from UK too or?
You: That's so cool. I'm almost 17 and I'm from Belgium. (:
Stranger: yeah it was
Stranger: Belgium, sounds nice
You: Well,it'snot.
Stranger: what's ur name? you haven't told me yet
Stranger: why?
You: Because it's rainy all the time. ):
You: My name is Esra btw. (:
Stranger: well UK..
Stranger: rains all the time too
Stranger: luckily i travel a lot
Stranger: Esra, beautiful name!
You: Thank you.(:
You: Harold?
Stranger: yes?
You: Just testing haha.:')
Stranger: hahaha it's okay
You: You travel a lot. What are you doing for living? If you travel a lot.
Stranger: people rarely use that name
Stranger: soo
You: Do you study?
Stranger: no, i work
Stranger: i guess you study?
You: Ah,come on. Don't tell me your last name is Styles.
Stranger: well i don't like to lie either
Stranger: to the next question?
You: Haha,sorry,but I don't beieve you.
Stranger: haha it's okay
You: So where are you atm?
Stranger: Copenhagen
Stranger: (Denmark)
You: Nice city. (: (:
Stranger: yeah i like it
You: Who doesn't.
Stranger: fans are really loud here
Stranger: i can hear them up to my room
You: Everywhere,right?
You: My friends adore you.
Stranger: well they're loud everywhere
You: (:
You: That's what I meant. (:
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: tell them hi from me!
You: Haha,they would laugh at me. :')
You: Can you prove you're the Harry Styles?
Stranger: well sadly it's pretty hard
You: Hmmm,tell me something than.
Stranger: i can't give you my phone number or anything like "call me"
Stranger: well my name's Harold Edward Styles
Stranger: my b-day is 1st of February
You: Wauw. Genius. I don't live under a rock.
You: Everyone knows that.
Stranger: i have mother called Anne
You: DO you have plans for mothersday?
Stranger: Sister called Gemma, who's born 4th of December
Stranger: we have concert in Berling on Satuday
You: Everyone can google that.I meant random stuff like Do you have plans for mothersday?
Stranger: * Berlin
Stranger: but yeah I have plans
You: What forplans?
Stranger: i can't tell you them!
Stranger: what if you tell someone?
You: Haha,Like who? My sister? Your mother?
Stranger: i want it to be a suprise
Stranger: my mom
Stranger: if you really know something about me
You: I don't follow the media,so don't worry.
Stranger: you should know i'm a huge momma's boy
You: if you really know something about me
You: What do you mean?
You: Hmm,I didn't knew that.
Stranger: that i love my mom more than anything in this world
You: Sorry I hadn't read the hole thing.
You: (:
Stranger: well she raised me all alone so.n
You: I know thàt. (:
Stranger: it's okay
You: So tell me your plans? Or at least your present?
Stranger: i find it nice when people don't know my whole life story
You: I don't know your whole lifestory. (: Just some stuff. (:
Stranger: well Gemma helped me with this one, i can tell you that
You: Ah,it's something special than. (:
You: Sorry for bothering.
You: (:
Stranger: and unfortunately i can't fly home for mother's day
You: Poor you. You can always skype?
Stranger: of course
You: I'm glad I got my mum by my side. (:
Stranger: and call
You: Jups,and text. (:
Stranger: you're lucky
You: I know.She is the sweetest. (:
Stranger: but i have 4 incredible lads with me
Stranger: so at least i'm not alone
You: Jups,Anad I've got 4 incredibly sisters. (:
Stranger: you have 4 sisters?
You: Jups.(:
Stranger: wow
You: All girls here.My poor dad. ):
Stranger: hah
Stranger: if he need some man time he can always call me!
You: Uhmm,You didn't give me your number and my dad doesn't speak English. (:
You: He hardly speaks Dutch,so..
Stranger: oh, what do you speak there?
You: Readmy last sentence.
Stranger: Dutch?
You: Jups. (:
You: Don't you have a concert tomorrow?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: Berlin
Stranger: off to Germany in the morning
You: Oh,you told me that already.SOrry.I forget so easily.
Stranger: i just can't sleep
You: Poor you. I want to sleep but I can't.
Stranger: it sucks
You: I know.
You: But at least I have no school or something else to do tomorrow.
Stranger: i guess i'm a bit homesick
You: Awh,call your mom?
Stranger: i have full day tomorrow
You: ):
Stranger: it's 10pm in the UK, idk if she sleeps.. i don't wanna wake her up
You: I'm terrible at giving advise.
Stranger: but i should really sleep now
Stranger: or even try
You: Alright. (:
Stranger: you're fine
You: thanks.(:
Il vaut mieux vivre avec des remords qu'avec des regrets.
