Nonymous asked: What are your opinions on these members of glee club: Kurt, Mercedes, Quinn, Puck, Sam, Brittany, Santana.

Porcelain: I believe him to be a somewhat more grueling character than he truly is. Sure, he may play victim in most of the scenarios he’s thrown into, but I bet you that he’s got so much built-up rage that he’s just dying for it to come out, much like himself.

Effie White- A truly amazing singer, but her sass is putting her on a one-way ticket to the no-employment agency.

Q- My star Cheerio. A beautifully-minded individual who always makes the right decisions. But sometimes, she should listen to the people who are trying to help her, to better her future.

The Boy who breeds squirrels on his head: I honestly can say that I do not know this kid well enough to judge him. He’s just there.

McCauley Kulkin Stunt Double- Needs to admit the fact that he’s a homosexual and destroy the relationship between Porcelain and Elder Price because I like to see children cry.

Brittany- Weak-minded, she may be naive, but she sure isn’t dumb.

Bouncy Castle- A sharp tongue and witty thinker, she has a bit of a bite, and I respect that about her. Unfortunately, she makes me want to play with darts around my office more often because I want to perfect my bullseye.