Mike Chang

Season 1


Will: Anything else?
Mike: I can pop-and-lock.
Will: Not really what we're looking for Mike, but noted, noted.


Season 2

Mike: I don't wanna do it.
Tina: We're duets partners. You have to sing!
Mike: I don't even know if I can sing!


Rachel: Wait, what did we do wrong?
Finn: No, it was us. It was the guys' fault.
Mike: And Tina.



Artie: Stop picking on Kurt.

Karofsky: You mind? I'm changing

Mike: We're serious. (slams locker closed) This is a warning.

Karofsky: Oh, yeah?

Artie: From now on you're gonna leave him alone.

Karofsky: Look, if he wants to be a homo, that's up to him. Don't rub it in my face.

Artie: We're not asking you.

Mike: Yeah, we're done talking about this. It ends now. Just back off, alright!?!


I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a traditional tea made out of...panda hair



Mike: I can't listen to this.

Will: Mike are you OK?

Mike: No. You guys complain all the time about being mistreated but, you have no idea what it's like to work your butt off for something and have everyone, even your friends, ignore you.

Season 3

Beiste: I just hope you didn't waste too much of your time.
Mike: It's what I love to do. It's never going to be a waste of my time.