Valentine's day

VALENTINE'S DAY


(post-Breaking Dawn)

Bells913 has entered the chatroom.

MamaVamp has entered the chatroom.

RedRose has entered the chatroom.

BigBadWolf has entered the chatroom.

StregoniBenefici has entered the chatroom.

FortuneTeller has entered the chatroom.

LochNessMonster has entered the chatroom.

JazzItUp has entered the chatroom.

MountainLion has entered the chatroom.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has entered the chatroom.

FortuneTeller: Happy Valentine’s Day, Jasper, Bella, Edward, Esme, Carlisle, Emmett, Rosalie, Nessie, and Jacob!

MountainLion: Same to you, too, Alice. And to all of you.

LochNessMonster: Thank you, Aunt Alice!

Bells913: Nessie . . .

LochNessMonster: Yes, Mom?

Bells913: Why is your MSN name ‘LochNessMonster’?!

MountainLion: -snorts-

StregoniBenefici: Oh, dear.

LochNessMonster: Jacob told me how at first you hated my nickname, Mom. So . . . I was inspired.

Bells913: Jacob!

BigBadWolf: Ummm . . . please don’t be mad, Bella. It was told with good intentions, I promise.

FortuneTeller: AHEM. Bella, just get over it. It’s Valentine’s Day, for God’s sakes.

JazzItUp: Yeah. Embrace it. -big cheesy grin-

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Dude, what’s up with you?

JazzItUp: Nothing . . .

FortuneTeller: He’s always like this, remember? -rolls eyes- Holiday spirit and all must be getting to him, I guess.

RedRose: -sigh-

MamaVamp: What is it, Rosalie?

RedRose: I was just thinking . . . you know, how far we’ve come in the past year.

FortuneTeller: We have come a long way, indeed. And making some surprising new friends along the way.

BigBadWolf: -raises eyebrows- You mean me, right?

FortuneTeller: Duh.

Bells913: And don’t forget Nessie. -grin-

LochNessMonster: Yes, yes. Where would you all be without me?

RedRose: And to think . . . last year around this time we weren’t even in Forks.

JazzItUp: Whoa. Jesus. Where’d all the happy feelings go?

LochNessMonster: I’m confused . . . ? What are we talking about now? If you’ll remember, I was not around last Valentine’s Day . . .

Bells913: -coughs- It was a hard time, Nessie. A very hard time. But we’re all happy now. Right?

MountainLion: Right. Everything is as it should be.

StregoniBenefici: Thank goodness for that.

Bells913: Oh, yeah . . . hey, Jake?

BigBadWolf: Hmmmm?

Bells913: You still owe me that lifetime of servitude, remember?

BigBadWolf: Ohhhh, yeah.

RedRose: Why do I get the feeling I’m missing something?

JazzItUp: Yeah, I do too. What exactly is this business about a lifetime of servitude?

Bells913: Ehhh . . . I can’t really remember. Something about candy hearts. But the lifetime of servitude part is still there.

LochNessMonster: Oh my gosh . . . nooooooo!

BigBadWolf: What is it, Nessie? Are you alright?

LochNessMonster: CEDRIC’S DEAD

FortuneTeller: Cedric . . . That rings a bell.

RedRose: Like you don’t remember, Alice.

LochNessMonster: I’m watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire . . . and Voldemort killed Cedric. HE KILLED CEDRIC!

MamaVamp: Oh, that's awful, dear. Was he your favorite character?

LochNessMonster: -sniffles- Yes. He reminded me of Daddy.

MountainLion: -raises eyebrows- Really?

Bells913: Hmm . . . I want to see this for myself. BRB!

FortuneTeller: You know, the guy who plays Cedric really does look like you, Edward.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Only without yellow eyes. -snorts-

StregoniBenefici: I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here. Who’s Cedric? Who’s Voldemort?

FortuneTeller: You’ve never seen HP4? -shakes head-

MamaVamp: Neither have I. Carlisle, do you want to come watch it with me?

StregoniBenefici: Certainly, my dear.

StregoniBenefici has left the chatroom.

MamaVamp has left the chatroom.

JazzItUp: Yeah. Somehow I don’t think they’re watching the movie.

Bells913: I’m back!

LochNessMonster: Uncle Jasper, if Grandma and Grandpa aren’t watching the movie, what are they doing?

JazzItUp: Uh . . . they’re reading the book. That’s what they’re doing. It’ll take much longer than it will to watch the movie. Maybe all night.

LochNessMonster: Oh.

RedRose: -snorts- Good save, Jazz.

LochNessMonster: What did he save?

MountainLion: Can we PLEASE get off this subject?

Bells913: Hey, Edward– this Cedric dude really does look like you. -nods knowledgeably- Only certainly not as beautiful.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: -snort- Beautiful. -rolls eyes- I can think of other words to describe Edward.

FortuneTeller: Yeah. Shall we go into them?

MountainLion: No.

BigBadWolf: What’s this guy’s name? I’m going to Google him to see if it’s true.

LochNessMonster: His name is . . . Robert Pattinson, I think.

BigBadWolf: -Googles- Yup. He’s like, the spitting image of you, dude. Only less . . . pale. No offense, Edward.

MountainLion: None taken. -Googles as well- Hmmm. You really think he looks like me?

RedRose: He does.

LochNessMonster: Well . . . Harry Potter’s over, I’m going to watch Cheaper by the Dozen 2.

LochNessMonster has left the chatroom.

FortuneTeller: Ooh! Brainwave!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: “Brainwave”?

FortuneTeller: Nessie’s going to re-enter the chatroom soon. I’ll let her explain.

LochNessMonster has entered the chatroom.

LochNessMonster: Oh, Jaaaaake!

BigBadWolf: Hmmm?

LochNessMonster: Taylor Lautner looks like you.

BigBadWolf: WHO looks like me?

Bells913: Oh, gosh. -rolls eyes-

LochNessMonster: Taylor Lautner. He’s in Cheaper by the Dozen 2. I looked him up online, and his most recent pictures look like you.

BigBadWolf: -Googles-

Bells913: -Googles-

MountainLion: -Googles-

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: -Googles-

RedRose: -Googles-

JazzItUp: -Googles-

FortuneTeller: -Googles-

LochNessMonster: You see?

MountainLion: Odd. He does look incredibly like Jacob. Only less . . . huge. No offense, Jacob.

BigBadWolf: None taken. He does kind of look like me . . . Cool. -grin-

LochNessMonster: ANYWAY . . . I had an idea.

Bells913: What is it, Nessie?

LochNessMonster: I’m going to cast each of you like you were in a movie. I’ve already chosen Jake as Taylor Lautner and Daddy- he's Robert Pattinson, of course, so any volunteers?

FortuneTeller: See, I told you she had a good idea.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: OOH! OOH! ME FIRST!

LochNessMonster: Hmm . . . I pick . . . Let’s see. . . This is more difficult than I thought it would be.

FortuneTeller: Ooh! Ooh! Kellan Lutz!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Who?

FortuneTeller: Kellan Lutz. He used to be an Abercrombie and Fitch model. He was also on Heroes once– I saw the rerun of it last week. The only problem is he’s actually blonde, but he’s all freakishly big, just like you.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Hey!

RedRose: Hmmm . . . He looks a little like Emmett, I think.

JazzItUp: -nods- I agree.

MountainLion: Same here.

Bells913: Wow. -eyes widen- He does look like you, Emmett! Only with him . . .

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Yes . . . ?

Bells913: Well, he’s not as scary.

LochNessMonster: Huh? Uncle Emmett’s not scary at all.

Bells913: Well . . . imagine how I felt, Nessie. You’ve known Uncle Emmett since birth. I was just a weak little high-school girl when I first saw everyone– Emmett, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, and yes, your father– and they were all sort of frightening. Well, Alice and Edward weren’t. But I didn’t know the others then.

JazzItUp: You thought we were frightening? Aw, Bella, I’m sorry.

RedRose: Me, too. We didn’t mean to scare you. Well, actually . . . at least . . . um . . . never mind.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: I’m not. It’s cool being scary. Muhahaha.

Bells913: -rolls eyes- You’re not anymore, Emmett. I’ve never really thought of you as scary since I kicked your butt in that arm-wrestling match a few months ago.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Why, you– grrrr. -sulks in the corner-

FortuneTeller: ANYWAY . . . Cast me! Cast me!

LochNessMonster: You’re the hardest by far, Aunt Alice. -sighs- I’m clueless as to who could pull you off.

MountainLion: Same here . . . -grins- I doubt anyone’s really that tiny and at the same time that odd.

FortuneTeller: -snarls-

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Ooh! I know! Ashley Greene. That’s her name. Ashley Greene.

FortuneTeller: Good pick, Em! -hugs-

Bells913: -Googles- Wow. If she cut her hair and made it all . . . Alice-ish, she’d be perfect.

JazzItUp: Hmm. -Googles- Whoa. She does look like you, Alice. Only not as beautiful, of course.

FortuneTeller: Why, thank you, Jasper . . . -grins-

RedRose: Emmett . . . how exactly did you find this Ashley Greene person?

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: I saw her on TV.

RedRose: Oh.

BigBadWolf: She really looks like you, Alice.

LochNessMonster: Okay, who’s next? Mom, let’s do you!

Bells913: What? No, I really don’t think that’s necessary, Nessie.

LochNessMonster: Come on, pleeeeaaaasseee?

MountainLion: Yes, pleeeeaaaasseee, Bella?

FortuneTeller: Pleeeeaaaasseee?

Bells913: Fine! I can’t stand up to all of you. -sigh- Who looks like me the most?

BigBadWolf: This ought to be interesting. -grin-

LochNessMonster: Drumroll, please!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: -does drumroll-

FortuneTeller: Ooh! Perfect choice!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: How many times have I asked you not to do that!!

LochNessMonster: -huge, deep breath- KRISTEN STEWART!!

Bells913: -Googles- Really?

MountainLion: Oh, she’s perfect. Only she’ll never be as pretty as Bella.

Bells913: Oh, psh. She’s much better looking than I was.

FortuneTeller: Exactly– WAS. Although, I don’t think she’s all that gorgeous. You were at least that good looking, if not more.

JazzItUp: -nods sagely- I concur, she looks like Bella.

BigBadWolf: -Googles- Yup, sure does.

RedRose: She does indeed.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Ehhh, it’s a fair match. I wonder if she’s as clumsy as Bella was?

Bells913: Emmett!

BigBadWolf: -snorts- I doubt anyone is THAT clumsy.

Bells913: Jacob!

MountainLion: It’s true, love.

Bells913: Ugh! You all . . . are probably right. -sigh-

RedRose: Can I go next?

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: -snorts- Like there’s anyone beautiful enough to be you, Rose.

RedRose: -rolls eyes- Be quiet, Em.

LochNessMonster: This was another really difficult one . . . but, I say Nikki Reed.

RedRose: Nikki Reed?

LochNessMonster: Yeah. I was bored, and a movie with her was on TV, and I figured, “Hey, she looks kind of like Aunt Rosalie!” But she’s not blonde, like you.

Bells913: -snorts- Or perfect-looking.

RedRose: You think I’m perfect-looking?

Bells913: -nods sheepishly-

RedRose: Thank you. -blinks-

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: -rolls eyes- Okay, moving on! What about Carlisle and Esme?

Bells913: Esme should be Elizabeth Reaser.

MountainLion: Wasn’t she on E.R. a while ago?

Bells913: Yeah. I know that because Carlisle was watching it once when he was actually home from the hospital, and I was bored, so I watched it with him. Unfortunately, I was dumb enough to ask him what some huge medical term meant, and of course, Carlisle being the helpful doctor he is, I got a very long and confusing explanation.

JazzItUp: -Googles- She kind of looks like Esme . . . from a certain perspective.

BigBadWolf: -nods-

LochNessMonster: -nods-

FortuneTeller: Okay, now. What about Carlisle?

RedRose: Ooh! He should be Peter Facinelli.

FortuneTeller: Agreed.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Who?

MountainLion: -shakes head and raises eyebrows- Who’s he?

FortuneTeller: A guy off of Six Feet Under. We were watching reruns a while back, and we saw him. Only he’d have to dye his hair blonde.

BigBadWolf: Hmm . . . I looked him up. He does look like Carlisle.

Bells913: -nods- In the face. But like Alice said, his hair is the wrong color. But I could picture him as blonde.

FortuneTeller: Hmm . . . now that we’ve got almost everyone out of the way . . . -turns- Jasper!

JazzItUp: -looks up- Hmm?

FortuneTeller: It’s your turn to get . . . CASTED.

JazzItUp: When you say it like that, it sounds like you’re going to torture me.

LochNessMonster: Don’t be silly, Uncle Jasper.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Aw, c’mon, just get it over with.

LochNessMonster: I think . . . Jackson Rathbone. -nods-

JazzItUp: Ummm . . . who?

LochNessMonster: I saw him on Disney Channel a while ago. No one was at home with me except Jacob, and he was asleep, and I was bored. Too bad he's a brunette. He plays the guitar.

MountainLion: And how do you know that, Nessie? -smiles-

LochNessMonster: Wikipedia.

JazzItUp: The guitar? Really? Cool. -grin-

FortuneTeller: He looks a lot like you, Jasper– except he’s not blonde and as devilishly handsome.

JazzItUp: -grin- Thanks, Alice.

FortuneTeller: Jasper, can you come here? I need to show you something. I’m in our room.

JazzItUp: Alice, I’m right beside you– oh. Be right there.

JazzItUp has left the chatroom.

FortuneTeller has left the chatroom.

RedRose: -rolls eyes-

BigBadWolf: -shudders and looks away from computer screen-

Bells913: -coughs with embarrassment and shuffles feet-

MountainLion: -sighs-

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Gross.

LochNessMonster: I’m not getting something here.

MountainLion: We’ll tell you when you’re older.

RedRose: Sooooo . . .

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Soooo . . .

MountainLion: -rolls eyes- Oh, go, both of you. Your thoughts are making me positively nauseous.

RedRose has left the chatroom.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has left the chatroom.

BigBadWolf: This just keeps getting grosser and grosser.

LochNessMonster: I still don’t know what’s going on.

Bells913: And you won’t (hopefully) for quite a while, Nessie.

LochNessMonster: -resigned sigh-

MountainLion: So . . . what are we going to do now?

Bells913: I can think of a few things.

MountainLion has left the chatroom.

Bells913: Happy Valentine’s Day, guys!

Bells913 has left the chatroom.

LochNessMonster: Jacob . . . what are they doing?

BigBadWolf: Um . . . reading Harry Potter books?

LochNessMonster: -rolls eyes- Please, Jacob.

BigBadWolf: -sighs- You don’t want to know, Nessie.

LochNessMonster: I don’t?

BigBadWolf: No. Really, you don’t.

LochNessMonster: -sigh- Will you come take me to see Grandpa Charlie?

BigBadWolf: Alright, Nessie.

BigBadWolf has left the chatroom.

LochNessMonster has left the chatroom.



ik heb gezien dat ik 13 lezers had maar er zetten er zo weinig reacties dus heb ik besloten om te wachten op meer dan 3 reacties
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