The chapter where you meet me, John.

Hello, my name is Jonathan Fredward Delviggalo von Sullenbergh. But most people just called me plain John. I'd prefer something else, Just a subtle change; Like god or king, majesty... At the moment my main subject is trying to safe the world from my aunt's terrible cooking, Yes it's that horrible. But my annoying sister always ruins my "Not-so-waterproof plans" atleast that's what my "friends'' call it. Let me explain why they aren't real friends: Immediatly how to become a succesful superspy.

1. Have fake friends so you don't look to suspicious.
2. Don't reveal all your secrets.
3.

Anyway, you gotta start small with saving the world, starting with me. So the start up plan of saving the world of my aunt's terrible cooking (That even give Haggis eaters nightmares) give it to our female dog, My annoying sister. Yes, THAT sister that always ruins my top notch plans. (Not to brag)
Anyway, the dog could show me a tad of greatfulness for giving her my aunt's 'Oh-so-delicious' surprise casserole..

I'd even buy her her own dog cage with a name plate if it wasn't for that brat. I'll tell you what happend; When I put her in Mittens cage, and told her that she needed to stay the night there she started screaming and crying. "Well sorry princess"... And after that intense 30 minute session of showing Satan's presence i got grounded for the whole summer vacation.. See I learned it's apperantly unacceptable to put your little sister in a cage. So a whole summer vacation without toys nor Cheese-O's. That woman must be silly thinking I play with toys. Me!? An international superspy? Though, I've got to admit I could really use some Cheese-O's at the moment.