Michael Jackson

Bells913 has entered the chatroom.

FortuneTeller has entered the chatroom.

Bells913: Hi, Alice!!

FortuneTeller: “Beat it! Just beat it! No one wants to be defeated!”

Bells913: Alice! WTF?

FortuneTeller: Oh. Sorry, Bella. You mean to tell me that you don’t know who that is?

Bells913: No, I’m completely clueless. Who?

FortuneTeller: Why, it’s . . . MICHAEL JACKSON, OF COURSE!!

Bells913: Oh, I know him. He’s that pervy weirdo, right?

FortuneTeller: BELLA!

Bells913: What?!

FortuneTeller: Don’t EVER say that about Michael Jackson! He was a musical genius back in his day!

Bells913: I’ve never heard any of his songs, so I wouldn’t know, Alice. Yeesh.

FortuneTeller: OMFG

Bells913: WHAT?!

FortuneTeller: You. Have. Never. Heard. Michael. Jackson.

Bells913: No . . .

FortuneTeller: OH MY GOD. Are you INSANE? I’m emailing you the download now!

Bells913: Download for WHAT?

FortuneTeller: For my personal favorites, “Beat It” and “Thriller”.

Bells913: Oooh, I’ve heard of “Thriller”!

FortuneTeller: As you should have! Oh, by the way, Jasper will be joining us in about ten seconds.

JazzItUp has entered the chatroom.

JazzItUp: Hi, girls.

FortuneTeller: Hey, Jazz. You’ve heard Michael Jackson before, right?

JazzItUp: No, actually, I haven’t.

FortuneTeller: Oh my God. HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?! I’m emailing you the download, too!

JazzItUp: Okay . . .

Bells913: Hey. I just got back from watching them.

FortuneTeller: Good, eh?

Bells913: Yeah, they’re pretty good.

FortuneTeller: PRETTY GOOD? Whaddya mean, PRETTY GOOD? They’re FREAKING AWESOME!

Bells913: Um . . . sure, I guess.

FortuneTeller: -shakes head- You have absolutely NO taste in music, Bella.

JazzItUp: Holy cow. Michael Jackson . . . he’s a dancing fool, to be sure. And the music isn’t half bad. Especially “Beat It”. “Thriller” is awesome, too, though.

FortuneTeller: Oh, yes, Lord, thank you! You see, Bella? Jasper has REAL taste.

Bells913: I’m going to pretend that didn’t offend me and ignore you for a minute.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has entered the chatroom.

RedRose has entered the chatroom.

JazzItUp: Is it just me, or do Rosalie and Emmett always enter at the same time?

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Great minds think alike, my brother. What’s up?

Bells913: Alice is going nutso about Michael Jackson.

RedRose: Oh, good Lord.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: OH MY GOD! I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON! HOLY CRAP!!

Bells913: Not you, too!!

JazzItUp: Oh, yeah, Bella. Didn’t you know he’s HUGE on M.J?

RedRose: He had a red leather jacket just like Michael Jackson in the ‘80s.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Bella, didn’t you ever notice the ringer on my cellphone is the riff from “Beat It”?

Bells913: No, actually, I didn’t.

FortuneTeller: So, Rose, what do you think of Michael Jackson?

RedRose: He’s pretty cool. Well, he was, before he turned into a pervert.

JazzItUp: I agree.

Bells913: Whatever. Where’s Edward?

FortuneTeller: I was saving his opinion for last. He’s the most difficult to please. I’m not sure whether that just comes from being older as a vampire and having so much musical talent and experience or if he’s just an over-critical music nut.

Bells913: Whatever. Bring him in, Alice!

MountainLion has entered the chatroom.

MountainLion: Greetings, Bella, greetings, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie . . .

FortuneTeller: Hello, Edward. Now: I need your opinion on Michael Jackson.

JazzItUp: The little nut. She’s obsessed with him.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Yeah, ever since she heard “Beat It” on the radio.

RedRose: -nods-

Bells913: What do you say, Edward?

MountainLion: Michael Jackson was a musical GENIUS. I love his songs. Especially “Beat It”.

Bells913: GOD! Am I the only one who doesn’t completely love “Beat It”?

FortuneTeller: Yeah, pretty much. OOH, I have an idea! -squeals-

RedRose: Good Lord, Alice. You take your asterisks too seriously.

JazzItUp: I’m surprised she didn’t crack the glass in the windows.

Bells913: What, Alice?

FortuneTeller: Come over here! We can watch a documentary on Michael Jackson. There’s one coming on ET! tonight. And we can watch “Beat It”, “Thriller”, “Billie Jean”, and all his other videos.

MountainLion: Good idea, Alice.

Bells913: I’m not sure, Alice . . .

FortuneTeller: Awww, Bella, pretty please? We’ll have popcorn!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Correction. WE will make the popcorn, BELLA will eat the popcorn.

RedRose: Yeah, that sounds fun to me. Emmett can get out his leather jacket. -snickers-

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: AWESOME IDEA, ROSE!

JazzItUp: Oh, good Lord. Now you’ve done it, Rosalie. You’ve created a monster. No pun intended.

Bells913: Alright, fine. Edward, come get me, will you?

MountainLion: Sure, Bella. Be right there!

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