Home alone 16: remake

Part 1

24 December, Homay, England
“Come on honey, our honeymoon is waiting.” “Okay, I’m coming.” Miss Van Hout walked down the stairs. Mr. Scheepers went to the car. “Did you closed everything, said miss Van Hout.” “No.” “Good.” “O, wait. No good. Ah. Well. Alright. The dog will defend the house.” “Did you say dog, you mean puppy.” “Come on, drive, our honeymoon is waiting. The plane leaves in 1 hour.” “Honey, it’s only 5 minutes drive.” “Okay, then it’s alright.”
Back home
“Why can’t I go, did they forget me, thought Artuor. I did have an argument with mom yesterday, but they didn’t have to forget me. Well, then is everything for me.”
Back by Mr. Scheepers and Miss Van Hout in the airplane already
“I think we forget something, said Miss Van Hout.” “It’s nothing, said Mr. Scheepers.” “Okay, then it’s alright.”
Back home
“I think I’m going to bed, but first I brush my teeth and watch TV.”
The next day, airport of New York
“I know what we forgot. We forgot Artuor.” Miss Van Hout felt unconscious. “Can it even be worse, said Mr. Scheepers.” “Yes, said a strange men, you can’t take the airplane to Homay back, because it’s full booked for today.” “First, who are you, said Mr. Scheepers, and second, thanks for the information.” “You’re welcome.”



Part 2

25 December
Back home
“Why are these men there talking and point they this way. I grab now my listening set.” Artuor listen: “Okay, we break into that house about 1 hour.” “Yeah, okay.” “O, I have to be quick, said Artuor.” Artuor put spikes behind all doors and under all windows and put 20 bowling balls behind the door upstairs, because they couldn’t get above. He squirted the steps outside full with tender and set spikes by the front and backdoor and grabbed the garden hose. “I think I forget something. Yeah, I know. I just pick up something at the neighbors.”
5 minutes later.
“Okay, I check everything: 1. The spikes, check. 2. The tender, check. 3. The garden hose, check. 4. The pet of the neighbors, check. Now they may come. Ah, here they come, but I’m ready.” Artuor yelled: “Come and get me losers.” “Come on, Marv, you take the backside of the house, when I take the front side. Okay, go, go, go.” Marv went to the stairs of the basement, while Harry took the stairs to the front.
Back on the airport
“Finally, we’ve got two tickets, said Miss Van Hout.” “Okay, we can go now, have we everything, said Mr. Scheepers.”
Back home
Marv took the backside and took the stairs, but his shoes remained stuck, so he took them out. But his socks remained stuck to and he took them out too. He get further and stepped into the spikes and he yelled, it was not normal. The same thing happened to Harry, but Harry yelled: “I’m going to kill that kid!!!!!” Artuor was laughing. “Come and get me!” They came after Artuor and Artuor ran upstairs. Marv and Harry followed him and they open the door and 20 bowling balls fell on Harry and Marv, so they fell downwards. They went back to the first floor, but Artuor lay there and squirted them wet and then he ran away. Marv and Harry came after him and he ran into the room where the pet of the neighbors was. “Now we get you, there is no way out.” “Yes, there is: Fluffy!” “Ah, a tiger, nooooo, nice kitty, nice kitty.” “now I’m going to call the police.”
10 minutes later.
“Here they are.” “For this heroic action, you deserve something. you name it.” “I want some candies.” “Wait, you only want some candies, nothing more.” “No.” “Alright then.”
“Artuor, Artuor, Artuor.” “Honey, wake up, you had a dream.” “Alright.” “Is our honeymoon in Haiti not good enough and who is Artuor.” “It’s good enough and I think it was our child, but we haven’t one.” “Alright, let’s sleep further.”
THE END