HP House Quotes ~

Slytherin;
The only person I have ever apologized to is my mother and that was court ordered.

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.

Helping others is never more rewarding than when it's in your own self interest.

Hold on quiet. Let me ignore you one at a time.

So when do we destroy the world, already?

I would do it but i'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

It's not winning. It's winning ugly that matters.

Yes, I lie, I'm a bad person, Let's move on.

Arrogant and right is surely better than humble and wrong.

If you're not having fun, What's the freakin' point?!

Hard work never killed anybody, BUt why take a chance?

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, You've got it made.

I never forget a face, But in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.

Oh look, Just another 2345854 more days till I start caring what you think.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Sarcastic? MOI?

True happiness can only be found in one thing -
KILLING.

Gryffindor;
Any apocalipse I avert without dying? Yeah, Those are the easy ones.

Today is gonna be a less bad day. I can feel it.

If the apocalypse comes, Beep me.

Even if i did get past all my problems, I'm just gonna get out and get new ones.

Do or do not. There's no try.

Life without danger is a waste of oxygen.

There are moments when everything goes well. But don't be frightened.

Adrenaline is my drug of choice.

Life is short. Break some rules.

Ravenclaw;

Wikipedia is our God - special thanks to Apasionado

I am not antisocial. I just can't stand people.

I can go from zero to studying in less than sixty seconds.

I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, But I wouldn't say it.

Only two things are infinite, The universe and human stupidity. I'm not sure about the former.

It's the computer age. Nerds are in.

I'm not going through an odd phase, I really am odd.

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

Sarcasm is nature's natural defence against stupidity.

Hufflepuff;

Awww....

Smile and let it go.

I'm deadly cute.

The harder I work. The luckier I get.

Happiness is next to you.

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