50 Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do. - Uitkomsten

50 Things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do. (42 x uitgekomen)

50 Things Emmett McCarthy Cullen may never ever do.
1. Emmett cannot tell everyone that Edward never had a girlfriend before Bella because he was gay
2. Emmett may not run around in the hospital screaming: Daddy! Daddy, why? WHY?!
3. Actually, Emmett may never go to the hospital unless it is an emergency
4. Being bored is not an emergency.
5. Emmett cannot sing I know a song that'll get on your nerves, This is the song that never ends, or Barbie Girl repeatedly in his head while he is around Edward.
6. Emmett cannot change his emotion every fice seconds so Jasper goes on a 'Emotional Rollercoaster'
7. He can't sing Sexy Back everytime Rosalie walks by.
8. He can't sing Sexy Back in the cafeteria.
9. Actually, Emmett cannot sing Sexy Back at all.
10. Emmett cannot offer a lapdance to his teacher when he didn't do his homework.
11. Emmett is to never go into Alice and Jasper's room when they are having 'us' time, and scream: Oops, wrong room! EVER.
12. Cannot take Alice's credit card, dangle it above her head and say: Why, hello my munchkin!
13. Emmett cannot touch any of Alice's, Esme's, or Rosalie's clothing. That includes underwear and shoes.
14. The piano is not out to get aybody, and therefore shall not be touched by Emmett. At all. Ever.
15. Emmett may not say Howdy Cowboy! everytime he sees Jasper.
16. He may not threaten Edwards piano with cream cheese.
17. Emmett cannot cook food and force it down Bella's throat.
18. Emmett may not imagine Bella, Alice, Esme, Rosalie, or anybody else naked when he's around Edward. Especially ont himself.
19. Tell Alice that Prada is for pruts.
20. Rosalie's hair does not talk to him, or anybody else in that fact, and it did not tell him to juggle with Esme's china.
21. Emmett can't sing anything that has to do with Justin TImberlake.
22. .. Or Shakira..
23. ... Or Britney Spears, Katty Perry, and Gwen Stefani.
24. Actually, Emmett is not allowed to sing at all. Period.
25. Esme is not his Hot Momma, and therefore shall not be called his Hot Momma.
26. Bite random objects and call them his minions. Make aforementioned object attack Jasper.
27. Throw aforementioned objects at Jasper when they do not attack.
28. Run around school naked.
29. Run around school wearing only a tutu.
30. Actually, Emmett is only allowed to run around school with supervision. The aliens, cream cheese, Rosalie's hair, and his aforementioned minions, are not supervision.
31. Draw a scar on his head, wear glasses, and have Aro come over. Then start waving a stick in front of his face screaming AroVolturi Kadavra!
32. Throw aforementioned stick at Aro when he doesn't react. Throw aforementioned minions at Aro, then run away squeeling.
33. Emmett may never, ever, in the eternity of ever, replace Edward's CD collection with Barbie Girl.
34. Emmett shall never ever sing Dance Dance and dance around the house naked, for it shall oblige with rule number 24.
35. Emmett cannot dance like a 'crack whore'.
36. .. Or a Hoochy Mama..
37. Start sobbing and whining when Bella asks him to pass the salt at lunch, then cry 'I thought we had something special!'
38. Wear a superman costume and hide in the school bathroom, then tackle anyone who tries to enter and scream Superman shall save the day!
39. Get a stick, a fake eye, and an eyepatch. Then walk around the house screaming'Constant Vigilance!' and hit anyone who tries to talk to him with his stick.
40. Emmett is not allowed to call Carlisle 'Gramps'.
41. Hack into the FBI's computer files, and replace everything with pictures of his aforementioned minions, or of barbie.
42. Join a nudist colony.
43. Start a nudist colony.
44. Emmett cannot even think about anythiing that has to do with nudist colonys.
45. Emmett shall not rever to Jasper as 'His brotha from anotha motha', and Bella as his 'Sistah from anotha mistah'.
46. Actually, Emmett shall not refer to Jasper and Bella as anything but their names. That counts for everyone else too.
47. Emmett is not allowed to 'Go to the army, see exotic places, meet strange people and kill them'. Ever.
48. Emmett is not to hum the tune to Jaws everytime Alice walks by.
49. Jacob is not to be reffered to as Emmett's 'Homedog'.
50. Neither is Edward.

Who next? (41 x uitgekomen)

Alice, Jasper, Edward, or Rosalie?