Wicked World

You say you like candy, well stick with me,
I got some sugar up my sleeve,
You like money?
Place your bets on me, these odds are going crazy.
And don't be afraid of the big bad wolf,
He's just a sheep underneath those teeth,
And don't be afraid of the wicked witch,
She ain't no bad,
She ain't no bitch.
It's a wicked world.

Ladies, if you feel me holler
Fellas, show us all a dollar
Little Riding Hood is such a flirt
She got Miss Muffet all up her skirt
Hansel and Gretel never made it home
They got some cooking to do of their own
It's a wicked world.

Once I tried to be so good
All sweet and spice like good girls should
But I don't see why I try, why do I try?
When every time I climb that hill, my Jack is somewhere chasing Jill
It's a wicked world.

Rupunzel, let down your golden hair
Giddy up, giddy up on a big white horse, even if your prince ain't there
Oh, I long for ever after like every princess should
But there's always another chapter, and the apple sure tastes good!
It's a wicked world.