Fuck you Santa rap !

Fuck you Santa , you fat mother-fucker.
How'd you get so big, you been drinking butter?
Always acting jolly I ain't buyin' into that, why you always try to get kids to sit on yo lap ?
I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt, HEY FATTYCLAUSE ! STOP EATING MY COOKIES AND MILK.
Or I'm gonna go to the north pole and enrol you in gym class, next year im leaving diet pills and slimfast.
You see me while I'm sleeping, you creep me out! And while you're watching me , why you gotta take your penis out?!
So bring it Santa, I'm not afraid to fight bitch, I'll whip your ass and take a SHIT on your nice list.
I wanna take you out in the worst way, if you're a saint why'd you steal jesus' birthday?
Keep your dumb gifts Santa we don't need you, and tell the tooth fairy she's a cheap bitch TOO !

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