Guys are assholes.
Guys are assholes.
If you argue with him, you’re hard-headed.
If you’re quiet, you don’t care.
If you call him, you’re too clingy crazy.
If he calls you, he says you should be happy.
If you don’t love him, he’ll try to win you.
When you do love him, he leaves.
If you don’t fuck him, you’re a tease.
If you do, you’re easy.
You tell him your problems, he says you’re irritating.
If you don’t, he says you don’t trust him.
If you lecture him, you just want to argue.
If he lectures you, it’s because he ‘cares.’
If you break a promise, he doesn’t trust you anymore.
If he breaks it, it’s because he had to.
If you cheat, he expects it to be over.
If he cheats, he wants another chance.
Guys drink to forget about girls;
girls drink to think back about the guy.
When guys are in love, they become poor;
when girls are in love, they become pretty.
Guys can forget, but can’t forgive;
girls can forgive, but can’t forget.
When guys are heart-broken,
they try to forget about the girl by going out with another girl;
when girls are heart-broken,
they try to find his characteristics in another guy.
Guys wish to be her first love;
girls wish to be his last.
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