25 Ways to annoy Lord Voldemort

1.Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.
2.Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
3. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
4. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
5. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'
6. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
7. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
8. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
9. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'
10. Buy him a stress ball.
11. call him Voldie-poo.
12. Bring a toaster to the next death eater meeting, and offer him an English muffin.
13. Buy him a cell phone. Call him at odd hours of the night, claiming you have the wrong phone number.
14. Dress up as Harry Potter for Halloween. Get a friend and reenact all the times Harry Potter kicked his ass.
15. Get him a Teddy bear. Tell him it might help his 'anger problem'.
16. Send him a mutilated arm with a card that says "From Wormtail, with love."
17. Send cheerleaders to the next meeting. ("Give me a 'V'! Give me an "O'! Give me a 'L'!!)
18. Make passes at him. Use annoying lines such as "Hey Voldie, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
19. Throw slices of cheese at him. When you finally hit his face, yell "WOO!" and then run for your life.
20. Get many "Property of---" stickers. Place them on everything he owns. This includes Nigini.
21. Wear cheap muggle X-ray glasses to the next Death Eater meeting. Leer suggestively at him.
22. Leave candy and flowers at his chamber door. Blame Malfoy.
23. Kidnap Wormtail and replace him with a real rat and let Voldemort embarrass himself by talking to it
24. Sneak a red sock into his bleached laundry so that he ends up with pink underwear
25. Meow occasionally during the Death Eater meetings