Rosalie Johnson & Bob Fitzgerald.

Christa as Bob Fitzgerald
Charissa as Rosalie Johnson

Rosalie is already sitting, ready to introduce Bob to the audience.

Rosalie:
Good evening everybody and thanks for watching!
Welcome back to “Rosalie’s Tearoom”.
Tonight I’ll be interviewing the famous film director Bob Fitzgerald!

Bob enters stage and takes place next to Rosalie.

Rosalie:
Hello Bob, thanks for coming.

Bob:
I’m pleased to be here. It feels good to be in the spotlights again.

Rosalie:
Probably most of you don’t know who Bob is, but… (he has blablabla)

Bob interrupts Rosalie looking offended:
Excuse me, but I certainly do not think that is true!

Rosalie:
Oh sorry, did I say something wrong? Maybe you can tell us about yourself then,
just for the ones who don’t know who you are.

Bob:
My name is Bob Fitzgerald. I am 35 years old and the greatest film director in the world.
I’m gifted with a talent other directors can only dream of!
I have directed films like Titanic, The Notebook, Final Destination and many other fantastic films.
I am the most … (great and wonderful and blablabla)

Rosalie interrupts Bob:
Well that’s a nice story! But why did you actually stop making films?

Bob:
Because I wanted to give other young directors a shot at enchanting the audience.

Rosalie:
That’s very kind. And now you’re back. Why is that?

Bob:
Have you seen the films that’ve been made in the years I was gone? Complete rubbish!
The audience needs real entertainment!

Rosalie:
Rubbish?

Bob:
Yes, especially that film called “Ghost of the Hairspray”.

Rosalie:
So you’re saying that MY film doesn’t entertain the crowd properly!?

Bob:
Is that your film?

Rosalie:
Yes!

Bob:
Wow. I did not expect you to be able to produce such rubbish.

Rosalie looks offended and turns to the audience.

Rosalie with a fake smile:
Let’s go back to the commercials!

Rosalie turns her head to Bob again, looking very angry.

Bob:
I can’t help it, that your films are that bad.

Rosalie:
Bob? Do you know what’s wrong with you?

Bob:
I don’t consider anything wrong about me.

Rosalie:
Well, I can think of plenty of things!
First of all, you are an arrogant bastard.
Second, you hate everybody and you don’t care.
And third, you let your scriptwriters steal other men’s stories! How low can you go!?

Bob:
How do you dare saying that!?

Rosalie:
It’s the truth and you know it! See, you’re not even denying it!

Bob:
How come you know about this?

Rosalie:
I’ve got my sources.

Bob:
You filthy, little, unknowing, bad film director!
You will never make it in the film world!
You will never be as great as me!

Bob gets up and takes the coockie bowl that was on the table in front of them. With one last look at Rosalie, he walks away.

Rosalie:
GET OUT! GO AWAY! I don’t wanna see you EVER again in my ENTIRE LIFE!

Bob:
Hmmm, nice coockies.

Extra (camera man) walks to Rosalie.

Camera man:
We’ve got to end the commercials now. We’ll be on in five seconds.

Rosalie nods.

Camera man:
Five,
Four,
Three,
Two,
One,
And we’re on again!

Rosalie:
Oh hi everybody, nice to see you again.
Bob just got seriously ill and had to go home.
His disease is very contagious and can be transmitted through his films.
So, I’d like to advice you not to watch any of his films anymore or you will get as ill as he is!
Next week I’ll be interviewing Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift about their new film “Valentine’s Day!”
Goodbye!