Volturi

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has entered the chatroom.

FortuneTeller has entered the chatroom.

MountainLion has entered the chatroom.

RedRose has entered the chatroom.

MamaVamp has entered the chatroom.

StregoniBenefici has entered the chatroom.

Bells913 has entered the chatroom.

JazzItUp has entered the chatroom.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I’M GONNA HAVE AN ANEURISM FROM THE SUSPENSE!

Bells913: Me neither!

FortuneTeller: Are you guys talking about the whole Volturi thing?

MountainLion: Yes, they are, Alice. At least, Emmett is.

Bells913: Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. I’m going to have a heart attack from this, I just know it!

MamaVamp: Bella, honey– what on earth is wrong?

RedRose: You mean you don’t know, Esme?

StregoniBenefici: What is all this about the Volturi? What’s going on?

JazzItUp: -sigh- Well, it’s a long, long, story . . .

StregoniBenefici: Well, I’ve got time. Tell us, please!

Bells913: THE VOLTURI SENT ME EMAILS!! AND IM-ED US!

StregoniBenefici: WHAT?!

MamaVamp: WHAT?!

FortuneTeller: Jane, to be exact. We’ve pretty much knocked out all chances of it being an impersonator.

MountainLion: It really is the truth, Carlisle, Esme. We’re not lying or joking around, I can assure you.

MamaVamp: Like I’d ever think you were joking! Oh, oh, oh! This is just terrible!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: I can’t take the suspense! I have to know how this ends– wait a minute. ALICE!!

FortuneTeller: WHAT?

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: HOW DOES IT END? TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME!

FortuneTeller: Em–I–oh . . . Oh, dear.

MountainLion: “Oh, dear” is right.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Gaaaah! You’d think I’d get used to that, but it’s just as bad as always!

JazzItUp: What is it, Alice? What’s wrong?

Bells913: Aaaaaaaah!! I can’t take this!!

RedRose: Spit it out, guys! What’s going to happen?

janeofvolterra has entered the chatroom.

Bells913: kyjhgkjibriog

janeofvolterra: Greetings to you, too, Bella.

MamaVamp: Oh my– ah– hello . . .

MountainLion: Hello, Jane.

janeofvolterra: Hello to you all.

JazzItUp: Oh, come on. Just relay your little message and get out of here. All this tension is going to make my head explode.

FortuneTeller: Jazz . . . stay out of it . . .

janeofvolterra: Oh, dear, that would be unfortunate. And you two must be Alice and . . . what was it? Jasper. But anyway– I shall do just that. Bella, if you’d please pay attention.

StregoniBenefici: Bella, are you there?

janeofvolterra: Ah– stregoni benefici! It could be none other than Carlisle! Aro sends his warmest greetings.

StregoniBenefici: If you’d return mine, please, Jane.

janeofvolterra: Certainly! Now. Where is Bella?

MountainLion: I’d appreciate it if you left Bella alone. We know what you’ve come to say– your warning will be heeded.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Bella’s probably gone AWOL. Just get out of here.

RedRose: Emmett, shut up and stay out of it!

Bells913: What? What is it, Jane?

janeofvolterra: Ah, that’s a good girl. My masters were a little curious as to exactly when you plan to become one of us.

Bells913: Soon.

MountainLion: No exact date has been set, but it will be sometime within the month. Will that satisfy your masters?

janeofvolterra: Oh yes, they will be most reassured by that. I shall take my leave now, then. Don’t back out, Edward, Bella ... Once more, Aro sends his greetings to you all. Good-bye . . . Don’t back out.

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Bells913: Oh my God.

MountainLion: Oh my God.

FortuneTeller: Oh my God.

RedRose: Oh my God.

MamaVamp: Oh my God.

StregoniBenefici: Oh my God.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: THAT WAS SO COOL!

MamaVamp: Emmett!

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: What? It was the perfect climax!

MountainLion: Oh, Lord. What a relief . . .

Bells913: -pants and presses hand over heart- I think I’ll live, so that’s good.

JazzItUp: Aaaahhh . . .

RedRose: Er . . . Jasper . . . what are you aaaaahhh-ing for?

JazzItUp: You guys were all so tense. All this relief is really, really nice. And Emmett’s buzz is making me kind of high.

RedRose: Um . . . okay. . . But anyway, it’s great that it’s all over.

StregoniBenefici: It certainly is.

FortuneTeller: MAYBE SHE’S BORN WITH IT . . . MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE!

JazzItUp: Alice, WTF?!

MountainLion: Oh, dear. Again, Alice? It’s been less than a week.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: You “gifted people” get on my nerves SO MUCH. Edward, do you have to comment on everything Alice sees and everything we think? Jasper, do you have to screw with our emotions and analyze everything we feel? NO. I wish you wouldn’t.

RedRose: Get over it, Em. What are you thinking about, Alice?

FortuneTeller: I’m going to make a run to Seattle to shop. Anyone want to tag along?

Bells913: Noooo! -dives under desk- Not me!

FortuneTeller: -rolls eyes- I wasn’t referring to you– I knew what your answer would be, remember?

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: -cough- Prime example! -cough-

MamaVamp: I’ll come, if you want me to.

FortuneTeller: Okay!

RedRose: Count me in . . . I’ve worn these shoes three times already.

Bells913: Wearing shoes more than three times is . . . bad? -blushes-

FortuneTeller: Yaaaaaaay!

Bells913: Fine, I’ll– Grrrr. Alice, you beat me to it.

MountainLion: -rolls eyes- Bella, you are so easily swayed.

Bells913: Unfortunately.

FortuneTeller: We’ll be over in just a few minutes, Bella!

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Bells913: -sighs- ‘Bye, guys. See you around!

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EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Hmmm. What do we do now?

MountainLion: I was thinking about practicing, actually. I haven’t played in days.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: What, you mean your piano? God. You don’t need to practice. OOH! I’ve got an idea. Watch the football game with me!

JazzItUp: I’ll watch it with you, Em.

StregoniBenefici: I don’t have to leave for another couple of hours, so . . . I guess I’ll hang around, if you want.

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Of course, you guys! Edward, please watch it with us? If all the girls are hanging out, we should have our own, testosterone-filled, football-watching party.

MountainLion: -sigh- Fine . . .

EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Yahoo! Meet you downstairs!

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