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Alice: FortuneTeller
Rosalie: RedRose
Emmett: EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly
Jasper: JazzItUp
Edward: MountainLion
Esme: MamaVamp
Carlisle: StregoniBenefici
FortuneTeller has entered the chatroom.
Bells913 has entered the chatroom.
FortuneTeller: Ohhhhhh, Beeeellllaaaaa!
Bells913: Oh, dear God. Not the sing-song voice. I know what’s coming.
FortuneTeller: So do I. -sigh- You’re not going to make this easy.
Bells913: OF COURSE I’M NOT! You’re using your . . . -shivers- wedding voice!!
FortuneTeller: My “wedding voice”?
Bells913: More like your “let’s irritate-frighten-frustrate-and-torture Bella” voice.
MountainLion has entered the chatroom.
MountainLion: Alice, why did you just think, “Cool! I’m irritating/frightening/frustrating/torturing Bella!”
FortuneTeller: Because I knew you’d hear it and come a-runnin’.
MountainLion: “A-runnin’”? Good Lord. You only use words like that when– oh. I see.
Bells913: You do? Then, dear God, Edward, if you love me, MAKE HER STOP BEFORE THE MADNESS BEGINS!!
MountainLion: No can do, Bella. She’s too far gone.
Bells913: EDWARD!
FortuneTeller: Okay. I have the others stationed at the ready.
Bells913: WTF?! “At the ready”?!
JazzItUp has entered the chatroom.
RedRose has entered the chatroom.
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has entered the chatroom.
MamaVamp has entered the chatroom.
StregoniBenefici has entered the chatroom.
MamaVamp: Hi, Bella, darling!
StregoniBenefici: Hello, you all!
RedRose: Hi, Bella, Edward, Alice.
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: MUHAHAHA. It’s time to give Bella an aneurism.
JazzItUp: Holy cow, Em. You actually spelled it right.
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: SHUT UP JASPER HALE OR I WILL KILL YOU!! I WILL RIP YOU APART AND THEN BURN YOU BIT BY BIT AND DANCE AROUND THE FLAMES!
Bells913: Whoa. Gruesome image, Emmett.
FortuneTeller: EMMETT CULLEN YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: I’LL KILL YOU TOO, ALICE!
JazzItUp: EMMETT CULLEN YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN
MountainLion: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! BREAK IT UP!
MamaVamp: Silly children. -sighs-
Bells913: What the heck is going on with you, Emmett?
RedRose: He’s mad because Jasper pants-ed him in the middle of K-Mart. -snorts-
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: HELL YEAH I’M MAD!
Bells913: Jasper, you PANTS-ED EMMETT? IN K-MART?
JazzItUp: Guilty as charged.
Bells913: OMG. YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY. YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER. -hugs Jasper-
JazzItUp: Ummmmm . . .
MountainLion: Bella! You said I was the best person ever.
StregoniBenefici: Ahem. -coughs- Can we get back to the original discussion?
FortuneTeller: I’d like nothing better, Carlisle. So if the rest of you– ahem, -cough-, Emmett, Jasper, Bella, Edward, -cough-, are finished being IDIOTS, then we can get back to the subject. Which is, as I’m sure you all know, THE BIG DAY. -hums bridal theme-
Bells913: -cowers under chair-
MountainLion: -groans but settles into chair and prepares to endure-
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: -grins delightedly at the idea of ruining Bella’s wedding-
MamaVamp: -leans forward and claps hands together-
StregoniBenefici: -looks up from extensive paperwork with anticipation-
RedRose: -wonders why the hell we’re all posting in asterisks but still scoots forward to watch-
JazzItUp: -lounges in chair and waits-
FortuneTeller: Okay. We need to discuss all of our parts in the wedding.
Bells913: -whines from underneath chair- No we don’t . . .
FortuneTeller: -growls- Hush, Bella . . . anyway. Carlisle. You’re the best man.
StregoniBenefici: Indeed I am. -smiles- I know what to do, Alice. You’ve drilled it into my head over and over.
FortuneTeller: Okay. Esme. You’ll be working with me with designing everything and planning it out. You got that?
MamaVamp: Yes, Alice, I understand.
FortuneTeller: Emmett. You will be one of Edward’s groomsmen, naturally. And so help me God– if you screw it up– I will KILL YOU.
MountainLion: No, you won't, Alice. Not if I get there first!
Bells913: Hey, save some for me. When I become a super-strong newborn, he’s gonna get it if he makes something go wrong.
FortuneTeller: Ah, see, Bella, there’s the spirit!
Bells913: I just meant that I’m already nervous enough. I don’t need the prospect of him messing it up hanging over me.
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: Don’t worry, Bella, Edward, Alice. I’ll be a good boy . . . at least until the wedding’s over. -laughs sinisterly-
FortuneTeller: ANYWAY . . . Rosalie. You’ll be playing the music because you’re the best musician. Capisce?
RedRose: I'm all clear.
MountainLion: Alice! I thought I was the most talented musician.
FortuneTeller: Yeah, yeah, whatever, Edward, of course, besides you. Anyway . . . moving on . . .
Bells913: -sigh-
FortuneTeller: Jasper!
JazzItUp: Yes, ma’am, Drill Sargent!
FortuneTeller: You’ll be Edward’s other groomsman . . . And the same about not ruining anything goes for you as it does Emmett. You also might need to be on hand in case Bella starts having a panic attack . . .
Bells913: ALICE! -pauses- Okay, that might be necessary.
JazzItUp: YES, DRILL SARGENT!
FortuneTeller: Cut it out, Jasper.
JazzItUp: YES, DRILL– I mean, okay, Alice.
MountainLion: Continue onward, Alice.
FortuneTeller: And then of course, there is the most important person behind Edward and Bella. Any guesses as to who takes the spot?
RedRose: Hmmm. You?
FortuneTeller: CONGRATULATIONS, ROSALIE HALE, YOU HAVE WON A MILLION DOLLARS!
RedRose: Freakin’ sweet.
MountainLion: A little full of ourselves, aren’t we, Alice?
FortuneTeller: Explicitly so, actually. But anyway. I’ll be, of course, head planner, working on making Bella dazzling for the wedding, AND A BRIDESMAID! -squeals and hugs Bella-
Bells913: I’m sure you’ll do a great job, Alice.
FortuneTeller: Oh, I will, if I do say so myself.
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: It is SOOOO annoying when she does that.
MamaVamp: Emmett, be nice.
MountainLion: EMMETT!
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: WTF?
MountainLion: I was just reacting to your thoughts . . . -glares-
MamaVamp: What does– EMMETT!
MamaVamp has left the chatroom.
StregoniBenefici: EMMETT! What did you DO?
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: I don’t know! Jesus!
MountainLion: I heard that thought, Em.
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly: SCREW YOU, EDWARD!
StregoniBenefici: Emmett, go apologize to Esme! I don’t know what you thought, but we all have a pretty good idea! And don't say "Jesus"!
EmmettTheIrritableGrizzly has left the chatroom.
StregoniBenefici has left the chatroom.
FortuneTeller: Um . . . Okay. Back to bizness.
Bells913: “Bizness”?
FortuneTeller: Yeah. Bizness.
RedRose: Okay . . . Excuse me, but I’m out of here. Later!
JazzItUp: Me, too. Goodnight, all! -tips hat and backs out theatrically-
RedRose has left the chatroom.
JazzItUp has left chatroom.
MountainLion: Alright, come on, out with it, Alice.
Bells913: We don’t have all day. The wedding’s in a week, for God’s sakes!
FortuneTeller: Okay. Bella, you’re the bride, of course. I’ll be working on you all morning. And Edward– well, you know what to do.
Bells913: So if we all know what to do, why did you even bring us in here?
FortuneTeller: To flaunt my ability as a wedding planner.
MountainLion: We can see that.
Bells913: Crap. Charlie’s going to be home soon. I’d better start dinner.
MountainLion: Wait! Before you go, Bella– any more emails from janeofvolterra?
Bells913: No, thank the Lord. But it’s still worrisome. Good thing I’ll be changing soon.
FortuneTeller: If you do get anymore, let us know, okay?
Bells913: Will do, Alice. Now I’ve really gotta go. Au revoir!
Bells913 has left the chatroom.
FortuneTeller has left the chatroom.
MountainLion has left the chatroom.
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