The fan-made JONAS BOOK OF LAW!
THE FAN-MADE JONAS BOOK OF LAW!
1. You must like/love all four Jonas' no matter what.
2. Official hour for JB begins at 7:05.
3. A Little Bit Longer, and you'll be fine.
4. You must love their girlfriends
5. It's cool you don't cover your mouth when you yawn, cause Joe Jonas doesn't.
6. No hating Kevin or Danielle Jonas.
7. Don't call yourself a true fan, unless you love all of the boys, including Kevin.
8. Flips, cartwheels and splits are possible in tight pants.
9. Hugs are overrated, just FYI.
10. Don't bring your crazy friends to dinner with Nick J.
11. ALWAYS support Nick and his Diabetes.
12. Support the JB even if you don't always agree with their decision.
13. Nick J is off the chain.
14. Everyone's allergic to Poison Ivy.
15. PLOBNRG is a real word.
16. Riley is too small to be a dog.
17. Nick J will always be the studmuffin.
18. You have to say Goodnight and Goodbye.
19. "Hold On" is a song about everything.
20. If you replace the JoBros with Justin Bieber, then you're not or ever were a true fan.
21. You must love all boys equally.
22. Nick's rhymes are so fly, and his jeans are so tight, that he makes people bounce.
23. JB Stands for Jonas Brothers and it always will.
24. Each Jonas Brother should reply to at least 2 fans a day on Twitter.
25. There are no cars in Oklahoma.
26. It will not be tolerated to call Joe Jonas "four eyes."
27. Jonas fans want to be Australian just to say they have written a song for their country.
28. Never cover a beatles song.
29. Joe Jonas knows the muffin man.
30. You HAVE to keep on bouncing all the way to the top.
31. Jonas comes before Bieber.
32. Kevin Jonas would like to sell you a car.
33. The lyrics of "7 Things" by Miley should be known, because it's about Nick.
34. In the corner with Kevin is the place to be.
35. Joe Jonas rides his bike at midnight.
36. Fans are silly and Joe Jonas doesn't have a third arm.
37. Nick's sweater is not white, it's grey.
38. One should not attempt to do flips in the back of a tour bus.
39. Joe Jonas eats food.
40. Rice moves Joe.
41. We love Spackle.
42. Kevin does not hate fruit, but he is allergic to it.
43. Nick is the only one that can do a cover of Beyonce's "Halo" and pull it off.
44. They're hot, and we're cold.
45. You have to have a Blue Panda Pencil.
46. Joe Jonas doesn't want to hurt you, he wants to kiss you.
47. You should know Nick was diagnosed with diabetes on 11/16/05.
48. Joe Jonas thinks you and him will be a great cou-ple.
49. The real name for a colander is actually a colaynder and/or a calender.
50. Don't drink 100% Juices in front of Nick.
51. Joe isn't angry. He's never been angry in his entire life.
52. Kevin is Mufasa & he'll come and smack you with the back of his hand.
53. If you don't know in what direction to go, just turn right.
54. Nick Jonas is the only guy that can wear a headband and make it look sexy.
55. When you love someone & they break your heart, don't give up on love, have faith restart.
56. Three of Joe Jonas' fingers are edible, but he can't tell you which ones.
57. Kevin's SOS dance will always be epic.
58. Joe Jonas is a sexy pancake.
59. No, we are not on Twitter. We are on Twatter!
60. Big Rob is FOR REAL.
61. Joe Jonas is not bitter.
62. You HAVE to celebrate the boys' birthdays.
63. Nick's the kind of guy that has a pet mouse.
64. Joe Jonas says you're just going to bring a javelin.
65. Nick's hair stays the same, even in the middle of the night.
66. Kevin is still waiting for his birdhouse.
67. How can Joe, prove his love, if they all think, he's not good enough?
68. Joe Jonas cries because he loves Justin Bieber!
69. The Jonas Brothers will make your bed rock.
70. Always put on your best suit when getting an evening snack.
71. They're feeling lovesick and they don't mind.
72. Rock And Roll doesn't wear a watch.
73. Don't tell a Jonas you have to leave a party, or else he'll beg you to stay for one more song.
74. Stop sending Joe Jonas to the creative corner.
75. Don't worry about the year 2012, the Jonas Brothers have been to the Year 3000.
76. In the Year 3000 the Jonas Brother's seventh album will out sell Kelly Clarkson.
77. A tie completes the outfit, but shoes complete the man.
78. Nicks hair feels the same as yours it just happens to be on his head.
79. Kevin Jonas has a Starbucks radar.
80. Limited Too is from now on a restaurant AND Joe's favorite store.
81. Live like you're at the bottom, even if you're at the top.
82. There is no Chuck Norris there is Nick Jonas.
83. Joe Jonas is done with country stars.
84. You don't have to take a Jonas' shoes off to take off his socks.
85. Joick is lovely, but it never tops Kenielle or Jemi.
86. Joe Jonas has his library card, and he's checking you out.
87. The sky is not blue, it's blueck.
88. Joe Jonas knows that 'Girlz' ends with a 'z' and sometimes an 's'.
89. Joe Jonas wants your poison, baby.
90. You can't have World War 3 if there's only one side fighting.
91. Nick Jonas can't beatbox.
92. Joe Jonas reads all your comments when you say that Nick is hot.
93. Peter Pan & Wendy did, in fact, turn out fine.
94. "Joe! I have a great idea! Go get a cheeseburger!"
95. An empty room can be so loud.
96. Joe Jonas is Dangerous.
97. Don't forget to Take A Breath.
98. Nick's running all the background checks.
99. Don't admit to a relationship until you know it's forever.
100. They're living life in the fast lane, it's not that bad, and they can't complain.
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