Normal people vs Twilight fans
Normal people vs TWILIGHT FANS
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions.
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY JASPER! of OH MY JACOB!(OMJ)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word.
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you.
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula.
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires.
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EMMETT SAVE ME!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett () was just at bat.
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON
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