A Lots Of Ways To Annoying Jacob Black

~Never use English around him - instead, bark.

~Poke him in the back all day and remind him Edward won.

~Serve him his food on the floor.

~Dance around him obnoxiously singging-"you imprinted on a new born!" over and over again.

~Ask him what's it like to live in a tepee.

~Tell him he smells like a vampire.

~Tell him Rosalie has a crush on him and is willing to dump Emmett for him.

~Tell him, they'd make a good couple.

~State that they even look alike.

~Beat him at a game and go, "Got second place again, Jake?"

~Tell him you're a cat person.

~Give him a cat for christmas.

~Tell him dogs and cats should get along.

~When he's with his pack sing, "Who Let TheDogs Out?"

~Buy him a Team Edward shirt.

~Tell him your a Team Edward, too.

~Ask him if he's had his rabbies vaccination.

~If he's getting on you nerves talking too much yell, "STOP BARKING!"

~Swich his shampoo with dog shampoo.

~Tell him, 'He Aint Nothin' But A Hound Dog.'

~Pretend you dont know where he is and sing, "Oh, where, oh, where, has my little dog gone?"

~Tell him only real men sparkle.

~Ask him how he does his hair.

~Tell him he should 'Soo wear pink highlights'

~When you're walking down the streets, steer him away from fire hydrents.

~If he asks, tell him you didnt want him getting any ideas.

~Ask him if, before Nessie, he ever considered dating a poodle.

~Sing 'OnCe a farmer had a dog and Jacob was his name-o, J-A-C-O-B!'

~Buy him a 'Bite Me' shirt.

~Give him a muzzle.

~Go cliff diving without him.

~Tell him that you know the 'real' reason La Push guys are so close.

~Wink when you ask him that.

~Tell him to go fetch a space heater

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